Chris, because he is so (not) funny, dressed my birthday present up as the new joke ‘50 Shades of Grey’. For a few seconds, I was actually excited about the comedic work I was about to have the chance to delve down into in a linear fashion. But Chris quickly, so as not to stir too much disappointment in me, informed me shortly after the thought had arised that was not, in fact, the present I was about to unveil.  Inside, rendering all previous disappointment redundant, was this!!!!: 

Chris, because he is so (not) funny, dressed my birthday present up as the new joke ‘50 Shades of Grey’.

For a few seconds, I was actually excited about the comedic work I was about to have the chance to delve down into in a linear fashion. But Chris quickly, so as not to stir too much disappointment in me, informed me shortly after the thought had arised that was not, in fact, the present I was about to unveil. 

Inside, rendering all previous disappointment redundant, was this!!!!: 

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