Chris, because he is so (not) funny, dressed my birthday present up as the new joke ‘50 Shades of Grey’.
For a few seconds, I was actually excited about the comedic work I was about to have the chance to delve down into in a linear fashion. But Chris quickly, so as not to stir too much disappointment in me, informed me shortly after the thought had arised that was not, in fact, the present I was about to unveil.
Inside, rendering all previous disappointment redundant, was this!!!!: