PATSHIT

"I am still a child, and life baffles me. It seems to me I was born wise and have become a romantic."

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:56 +1000

““I am still a child, and life baffles me. It seems to me I was born wise and have become a romantic.””

- Anais Nin, the original Spy in the House of Love (via tomservoindrag)

"We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect."

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:42 +1000

““We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect.””

- Anaïs Nin (via nataliesque)

I hate it when you are upset and you simultaneously want someone to be there to comfort you and also...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:55:22 +1000

I hate it when you are upset and you simultaneously want someone to be there to comfort you and also to be alone.

I am over tired and bawling my eyes out by my computer and I so badly want someone to cuddle and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:54:16 +1000

I am over tired and bawling my eyes out by my computer and I so badly want someone to cuddle and talk to but I don’t really have anyone I want to invite into this part of myself so I think I might just change my sheets, have a shower, and settle into bed with ‘On the Road’.

Meeting people through friends isn’t nearly as nice as meeting people by chance.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:03:09 +1000

Meeting people through friends isn’t nearly as nice as meeting people by chance.

Tonight I was feeling all sad and emotional, sitting down outside the eastern avenue auditorium...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:55:22 +1000

Tonight I was feeling all sad and emotional, sitting down outside the eastern avenue auditorium writing a very cynical account about how I was feeling and what had been going on, when a person from some youth charity came over to speak with me and request donations. I didn’t have any money on me, but we had a nice chat and I wished him luck as he went on his way. When he left, a student who had witnessed some of our conversation struck up conversation with me about the subject matter of the conversation that had been and we began to form one of our own for the following forty minutes until he had to go to class. It was nice; he was nice, quirky, smart. I don’t feel so bad anymore.

Appreciate the loveliness of ‘Boy’.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:11:40 +1000

Appreciate the loveliness of ‘Boy’.

I am very tired and therefore very emotional and if someone hugs me or shows me any form of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:04:37 +1000

I am very tired and therefore very emotional and if someone hugs me or shows me any form of affection whatsoever anytime soon I am sure I will cry.

searchingforknowledge: mach712: celeryandhummus: (x) kristen...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:57:41 +1000

searchingforknowledge:

mach712:

celeryandhummus:

(x)

kristen loves women and she doesn’t take shit

It’s wonderful how much of this game she is not playing.

Call them out on their bullshit Kristen. HOW fucking VAPID can they GET

I stood on my razor in the shower the other day and I’ve been waiting ever since to share this...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:09:00 +1000

I stood on my razor in the shower the other day and I’ve been waiting ever since to share this photo of it with you. Gore lovers lap dis shite up.

I am sitting in the library and someone just farted and this is linked to my being very, very happy...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:04:53 +1000

I am sitting in the library and someone just farted and this is linked to my being very, very happy and content in the world.

"We’ve been kissing for months. Three times a week our toothbrushes share a chipped porcelain mug in..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:03:44 +1000

“We’ve been kissing for months. Three times a week our toothbrushes share a chipped porcelain mug in my bathroom. As my lips reach for the juice falling from her laugh, her mom calls. I listen as she talks about Biology, her new job, asks about her sister. Her eyes drop as she whispers, No, I still don’t have a boyfriend.

On cue, I stop chewing. She looks at me, waiting for my face to flush, for me to tear from the bed, but I won’t get mad at her. She shouldn’t have to explain why we can’t go swimming in public, why I don’t own a razor, why she doesn’t need to buy birth control. She hangs up the phone; I pick up the fruit, tell her Apparently, there’s a tiny amount of cyanide in apple seeds.

She shrugs, says she can handle a little danger, but I’ve studied how her dimples disappear when she lies, and I know she’s thinking about a man she could parade around her family, who could kiss her scratchy with stubble. The kind of man I’ll never be.

She squeezes my hand in the movie theater dark but tosses it to the side in front of her friends. Says she just needs time. She walks on the sidewalk. I walk in the street. She closes the door. I kiss it goodnight. She goes home for Thanksgiving. I promise not to call.

If I were a postcard, she could hide me in her pocket. If I were clay, she could mold my body into something easier to love. If I were the guy who sells her a cup of coffee every morning. I could smile at her anonymously, safe as a stranger.

She kisses down my neck, my peel hiding the rotten fruit inside me. As I tell her about the cyanide, her head resting on my chest, she talks about cider, autumn pies. See, she says, Apples are harmless. But she saves the last bites for me, scared to let her lips wander too close to the core.”

- Miles Walser, “We Eat an Apple In My Bed” from What The Night Demands (via pigmenting)

namelessstreets: Louis CK nailing it every time.

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:53:43 +1000

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

anthonygherkins: If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:44:00 +1000

anthonygherkins:

If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh

"I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are."

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:48:43 +1000

“I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are.”

- Don Cheadle (via wolfandmay)

"Yes, I do enjoy walking at night. The world’s more to my liking then, not so loud, not so fast, not..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:47:55 +1000

“Yes, I do enjoy walking at night. The world’s more to my liking then, not so loud, not so fast, not so crowded, and a good deal more mysterious.”

- Cornelia Funke (via accidentaleeinlove)

nearing the end of @fleurwood_ ‘s magnificent Midnight in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:53:17 +1000

nearing the end of @fleurwood_ ‘s magnificent Midnight in Manhattan ball :)

a very good indication of the quality of a party

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:18:11 +1000

a very good indication of the quality of a party

Readyfor the Midnight in Manhattan Ball :)

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:35:49 +1000

Readyfor the Midnight in Manhattan Ball :)

Picnic in Victoria Park with Sarah and Ellen :)

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:29:54 +1000

Picnic in Victoria Park with Sarah and Ellen :)