poking holes in condoms is my favourite pastime!
Back from NSW!
I have three new adopted baby plants called Kale, Kollida and Kristen.
I need to work on how to express my appreciation. Usually when someone’s nice I’m just like ‘omg how do I let them know how much that means to me omg HOWWW’ and then I get all nervous and start thinking that they’ll probably think that I’m not genuine if I overdo it and then it just comes out like this ‘… I…. um…thanks…. really…. thank you’
and that’s not at all adequate or in proportion to my real feelings
I’m going to take naked pictures of myself and make my own custom made wallpaper. It’s gonna be great.
Funner than the penis game
Making very, very loud orgasm noises whenever your crush/boyfriend/date touches you (even if it’s just to put a bug in your hair in attempt to flirt with you. In fact, if you have a boyfriend like that (you’re probably twelve), this game will prove even FUNNER, I promise.)
IMPORTANT TIP: Make sure it’s a public place where children and prudish old women are evident.
Bestfriend's supportive of my emotions
|Me:||He scares me.|
|Jenna:||Good. You need to be scared by a boy.|
|Me:||I feel rejected.|
|Jenna:||Good. Now you know how other people feel.|