poking holes in condoms is my favourite pastime!
Back from NSW!
I have three new adopted baby plants called Kale, Kollida and Kristen.
Jacob’s losing his V plates to my dog.
If you’re reading this, I just wanted to bring attention to the fact that I love this photo. Almost everyone else at the party were drunken and a little moronic and we were just sitting there lost in our usual world of fairy tales and random ideals and concepts we coin out of so little. It’s just so us.
Also, if you’re reading this, you should know that I fucking love you more than cheesecake and banana on toast put together.
I need to work on how to express my appreciation. Usually when someone’s nice I’m just like ‘omg how do I let them know how much that means to me omg HOWWW’ and then I get all nervous and start thinking that they’ll probably think that I’m not genuine if I overdo it and then it just comes out like this ‘… I…. um…thanks…. really…. thank you’
and that’s not at all adequate or in proportion to my real feelings
I’m going to take naked pictures of myself and make my own custom made wallpaper. It’s gonna be great.
Funner than the penis game
Making very, very loud orgasm noises whenever your crush/boyfriend/date touches you (even if it’s just to put a bug in your hair in attempt to flirt with you. In fact, if you have a boyfriend like that (you’re probably twelve), this game will prove even FUNNER, I promise.)
IMPORTANT TIP: Make sure it’s a public place where children and prudish old women are evident.
Bestfriend's supportive of my emotions
| Me: | He scares me. |
| Jenna: | Good. You need to be scared by a boy. |
| ~ | |
| Me: | I feel rejected. |
| Jenna: | Good. Now you know how other people feel. |
“
I learned the hard way
That they all say things you want to hear
And my heavy heart sinks deep down under you and
Your twisted words,
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I’m trying to let you hear me as I am
Love Song, Sara Bareilles
~~~~selfie~~~** wuts dat?
