posts tagged "penis"

Funner than the penis game

Making very, very loud orgasm noises whenever your crush/boyfriend/date touches you (even if it’s just to put a bug in your hair in attempt to flirt with you. In fact, if you have a boyfriend like that (you’re probably twelve), this game will prove even FUNNER, I promise.)

IMPORTANT TIP: Make sure it’s a public place where children and prudish old women are evident.

Couldn’t decide what to eat, so I decided to make a penis with only one ball so I could feel sorry for it. >Someone’s obviously sexually frustrated<

Couldn’t decide what to eat, so I decided to make a penis with only one ball so I could feel sorry for it. >Someone’s obviously sexually frustrated<