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When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via philphys)
wow what you and this chris fellow sound like a scene out of a 2012 version of the notebook, or something, ok not really but i dont know any other romantic films. point is, sounds cute as fuck.
@AnonymousHEY CHRIS LOOK AT THIS CAN WE BE IN A JOHN GREEN NOVEL YET ARE WE THERE YET ARE WE
When I think about relationships it makes me so tired I just want to curl up into a ball and sleep forever.
Funner than the penis game
Making very, very loud orgasm noises whenever your crush/boyfriend/date touches you (even if it’s just to put a bug in your hair in attempt to flirt with you. In fact, if you have a boyfriend like that (you’re probably twelve), this game will prove even FUNNER, I promise.)
IMPORTANT TIP: Make sure it’s a public place where children and prudish old women are evident.
